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nooooooooooooooo u cant leave!!!!! write a comment......a comment i tellz u!!!?!?!?!
can i touch it??
04.27.04 (7:23 am)   [edit]
can i touch it??
 
i ate ur cheese
03.30.04 (10:38 am)   [edit]
yes........................................................... IT WAS ME I ATE UR CHEESE......CUZ IM A CRACKER!!!!!
(wouldn't u like to know)

do do do do do tha tha do do !!
suck on that !

yesteryear a penguin ate my left leg and told of a majical story where everyone chared their cheese!
those were the best of time dear old robin!
i'll tell u what ,.......if ur such a lover of my dear ol peguins dirty ol storys then why does the sky reflect the water??

YES IT HAS TOOO!!!!!!!!!!

i dont know what he gave me but i likes it....alot!!!!
...........and no it wasn't crabs!!!!!!!!

id love tooo stay i really would, but its calling me...........i can't make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!111


















; dy'x;jhugi huyru,mbv;lhr mvdfvlkiAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH............................AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
undercover libarian;)
03.26.04 (7:53 am)   [edit]
read my blog plz!

fasten ur seatbelts, the exits are too the left and the right, and were all going to die!

itz one blog down. thank you for choosing MoNiCa.
have a great day! ;)
 
back from outerspace ;)
03.22.04 (7:51 am)   [edit]
yes itz true i am back from the beyond ;)
how is everyone here in this sad sad sad little planet?
lol......im really not a nut job *wink*
the other day i went with a friend to get a tattoo ....for her not me!
anyways i was outside with anouther friend having a smoke .
ok visualize this......iwas standing outside the car window while he sat inside. i was on the sidewalk , and some 20 something year old creepy looking guy walks over from across the street and goes inside a store like 2 sec's later he walked back out and while crossing back over the street he turned and said something like "hot girl" or something, which is kinda a really stupid line!....then he walks over to a building and turns.....stares @ me for a good 2 minutes then puts his fingers in his mouth and wistles really really loud. then after he stares @ me for anouther 2 min or so he walks behind the building and disapears. Meanwhile im running into the car , locking the door and sinking down into the seat!
am i a total loser?
it was just creepy cuz im 17 12 and he was almost 30!

plz respond ;)

~have a nice day~

*smiles* [image]cuteness.jpg[/image]
 
pirates??
01.21.04 (10:37 am)   [edit]
yea i said pirates!!!
the other night i watched that movie....pirates of the something or other!
it was awsome!!!
orlando bloom is a very um.......goooooood actor in that movie ;)
*smiling from ear to ear*
i have exams in a week and im sure to fail them all....yup all of them!!
theres BIO12 ENG12 & MATH11A and i have to write two of the friggen things on the same friggin day ;(
*crawls down on floor and pounds it with fist while sobbing like a three year old*
well .....bye ;)
 
read me *bats eyes*
01.08.04 (1:53 pm)   [edit]
anywho...the answers to my stupid lil contests were as follows!...

Q: what movie is the phrase 'did u just touch my ass' from?

A: a night at the roxberry.

Q: what movie is the phrase 'baby dont be so mean' from?

A: gone in 60 seconds.

just thought that it would be nice to give the answers....cuz i know how worried everyone was...LOL!!!

well bye penquins, goodnite poopsies, and stop yelling at me lightbulb!!!!!!....dam it feels so nice to have that all out in the open! ;)

let go of my leg cole!!!!!
i told u , u cant have no more sugar ;)
GOOD NITE TO ALL *wink*
 
prom themes ;)
01.08.04 (9:33 am)   [edit]
the winner of my sad lil contest was....ba ba ba da....
BOOKWORM!!!

anywho, im not doing any of those stupid things anymore cuz everyone thinks im stupid ;)

today we voted on prom themes...they are as follows..


1. cinderella
2. secret garden
3. winter wonderland
4. hollywood
and
5. city of lights

i think that they are all stupid except for the cinderella one ;)

i love it soooo much *hugs it*..lol

plz comment and let me know which one u would have voted 4 ;)

ill let u know which one wins when i find out!
*smiles*
 
desperate!!!!!!!!!
01.07.04 (12:34 pm)   [edit]
i am very very desperate 4 someone...anyone to
@ least take a try @ my contests!

plz plz ......try one!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! !!

awe!!!...my head hurtz:(

contests r a couple blogs down if anyone wants to try them;)

bye bye!

and sorry for wasting ur time!....*sniff sniff*
 
new contest;)
01.07.04 (7:35 am)   [edit]
ok maby the old one was a lil 2 hard so heres a new one ;)

Q: What movie is the phrase 'baby dont be so mean' from??

CLUE: think really fast really hot carz!

the first one 2 get it correct will win 20tbuckz!

but not u cole cuz i already told u the answer ;)
*smiles*
 
today;)
01.07.04 (6:54 am)   [edit]
itz 2day....really bored;(
i have a really bad cold again...and im scared that im getting the flu;(
i heard that recentally a little girl in truro died from the flu;(
i tried to go on 'livejournal' yesterday....`wow` that site sux!!!
nobody responed 2 my contest :roll:
well....it was pretty dumb though!
.....but still!

coles staring @ me like a have a fetis growing out of the side of my head ;(

anywho...im going over my b/f's house 2nite!...his mother is helping me make a quilt;)

itz awsome so far!!....its purple and white with dragon-flyz on it;)

*smiles*

bye 4 now:)
 
small contest;)
01.06.04 (5:45 am)   [edit]
it was a long and boring...and painful..and unexciting holiday season 4 me...but itz all good! ;)
howz every1??????

im sooo not all there this morning!...first i woke up lake and almost missed my bus 2 school...then i forgot my purse...which has all my lunch $ in it and my smokes ;(
i should probally try harder 2 quit...but 4 rite now ...i need 1 real bad!

omg i watched 'american wedding' the other nite...omg itz amazing...and i dont say that 2 much...lol

contest .....20 tbucks goes 2 the person who gets this answer correct first ;).....

Q: what movie is the line 'did u just touch my ass' from??

lol......well did u ??...lol

come on pplz....'u can do it'

*smiles*
 
hellrow;)
12.24.03 (4:02 pm)   [edit]
hhheeeeeyyy....ya'll :P
hurray 4 christmas !!!
plz plz plz go down and comment on my other blogz...

:wink:

thankz ya'll .....
merry christmas penguinz....
dont get to hyped up on nubbe!lol



 
thankx:)
12.19.03 (9:33 am)   [edit]
thankx 2 all of the nice pplz who responded to my last blog and made me feel better:)
ur soooo sweet!
i feel alot better now:)
although my legz asleep *z z z z z z*
this is the last day of school until x-mas break:(
i dont own a comp. so i wont be able to write anything new ...... *puppy face*lol
but.....merry christmas 2 everyone !!!
and happy holidayz to everyone that dosnt celebrate christmas;)
i'll miss talking to everyone!
*smiles*
 
plz read me:) *makes sad lil puppy face*
12.19.03 (8:21 am)   [edit]
i really need 2 stop with the strange-ness ;)
dont u think??
everyone on this blogie thingy seems to think im either a dude or a freak of some nature ;(
im really quite rather shy *hides face with hair*
ask revenantxchild shes right beside me;)
yea u .....*claps 4 no reason but 2 make u think about if u've done something 2 deserve such a thing*lol
2day iz a horrible day;(
my anniversary did not go over very well @ all ;(
i was sad most of the nite :cry:
do u know what most of the people on this thing r not very nice :twisted:
u know who u are !!
they just come on only to talk 2 people that they see every day and hang out with every day ...
thay dont even try to talk to anyone else ...
maby just 2 get some $ to make their stupid t-blog's better :cry:

g2g.....plz respond if u have any comments or suggestionz !

*smiles*


 
lick the boot;)
12.18.03 (7:07 am)   [edit]
i am soooo bored
:roll:
what.....did u say something?????..... :shock:
no...it was just the sweet sound of a good ol' boot lick
:twisted:
2day is my 11month anniversary :wink:
and i live in the sticks so theres nothing 2 do.... :cry:
any suggestionz???? plz......anything!!!

hey i know...*old creepy music playing in background*...i make a new poem!!!

*ba ba ba dum dum dum....clang*

one day on my way 2 the store,
i was approached by a whore,
he was wearing a tag,
that said "looking 2 shag",
so i asked if i could know more,
he leaned over to wisper in my ear,
"you obviously dont belong here",
then i grabbed on his dick,
and i gave it a 'flick',
then he said nevermind,
ur doing just fine,
and i want 2 do u right here!! :)

fin


.....i personally like my other two poems better!
but this is from personal experience:) *wink wink*

any commentz??? plz ....just write something! :)
*makes sad puppy face*

*smiles*
 
*wink wink*
12.17.03 (5:17 am)   [edit]
do u know whatz not cool......
hearing "happy haunaka monica" all day long:(
and itz not over...no my dear friend it will go on 4 anouther week or 2 @ least :(

anywho.... :roll:
did u just touch my bum!......(hahahaha)lol
yea...i watch alot of movies:)

i officially retire from dirty poem writting!!!
not that anyone readz them or even this anyway:(

well i have 2 go.......because i cant feel my legz!

plz comment:)

*smiles*
 
dirty poem :)
12.15.03 (8:13 am)   [edit]
viewer descression is advised :) lol

ready? ....... ok......

one day some guy named john,
went 2 work with no pants on,
suzie walked by,
and while rubbing her thigh,
said met me out back @ dawn,
he showed up dazed and drunk,
he couldnt think what 2 be thunk,
and when suzie walked in,
wearing only a grin,
he hit the ground with a great clunk,
when dear john awoke the next morn,
he noticed his asshole was torn,
suzie must have left him,
because hes in bed with jim,
and i wish i could make this a porn:) lol

not funny??

plz comment *smiles*

 
hotdog??
12.12.03 (6:26 pm)   [edit]
yes i said it i said hotdog!!!
plz proceed one blog down for the joke .....
and thank u for visiting the center of monica!!! :P :P :P
 
were all being watched :(
12.12.03 (6:50 am)   [edit]
i discoved a small camera last night while cleaning my room!!
yes u guessed it it belongs to them! they r alwayz watching!!!
im scared and u should be 2!!!!!! *screams 4 life*
anywayz......

Q: a hotdog in a pan rolled over and said wow itz hot in here!! what did the other hotdog reply??

A: WOW!!! a talking hotdog!!!


hahahahahahahaha yea u know itz funny!!!

*smiles* :wink:
 
read me plz!
12.11.03 (5:24 am)   [edit]
yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
84 84 84 84 84 84 84 84!!!
i was failing bio last semester:(
and i got an 84 on my last test!
yea 84 84 84 !!!! YEA 84!!!!!

hey did u read my poem??
look down.....
my last blog....
ull love it i plomise!! lol
(correction.... i actually got a 87!!!!! i just found out:) )
*smiles*
 
Dirty Animalz!!!
12.10.03 (10:42 am)   [edit]
The lil Cat that went 2 school,
He brought his friendz the Duck and Mule,
A nasty Fox ran behind and scared,
And lifted a new skirt the Duckie weared,
They ran away with all thier might,
And hatched a plan 4 later that nite,
They would get back @ that Fox for his mock,
By cornering him 2 cut off his cock,
So the Fox did come....did come indeed,
When thay showed up he was doing the deed,
Every1z rage was inside them nomore,
When they saw the Foxz cock reached down 2 the floor,
The Fox looked up frightened but then smiled a great grin,
He waved up his hand and invited them in,
They stayed up all nite bumping and freakin,
Little did thay know the horndog wuz peekin!!! lol


*yeah*

isnt it just delightful??
 
not in a million .......
12.09.03 (8:21 am)   [edit]
yea ya'll!
yummy cookies good!
*saddness*
nobody luvz me!
someone once told me .....(you know what ha ha blah blah yummy?!?)
and i replied yea ur rite im so sorry to interupt ur dancing penquins!
*SMILES*
lotz n lotz of smiles 4 everyone!!!!(hahahahahaha ha)
 
yes!!!
12.08.03 (7:17 am)   [edit]
i now have $21!!!!!
now my life is saved!

itz so nice not 2 have 2 lick pplz boots nemore !!! (lol)

yes nice indeed!

:!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
 
i have $5
12.04.03 (10:08 am)   [edit]
i have $5!!! hey hey hey!!!

Q: Whats the difference between micheal jackson and a plastic bag??

Q: ones white plastic and harmful to children and the other is a plastic bag!! lol
 
hey?!?!?
12.03.03 (9:22 am)   [edit]
What's a tblog??

Q: Why was Micheal Jackson in Walmart??

A: He heard children's pants were half-off!

c-ya!!! <3>
 
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